Not a skull, not yet a mullet

So Ms. Brit has shaved her damn head. When I saw these disturbing photos of her in the act, I was filled with remorse. Remorse for what could have been. If only she'd stopped halfway, she could have brought back the skullet. Or maybe not. Or maybe the skullet was never "in" to bring back in the first place. In any case, she lost a golden opportunity to get back in touch with her trailer park roots (ooh punned!). Maybe she can still get a rat tail extension...

PS- I was drawing Britney at school, and a passing teacher looked over my shoulder and said "Kowai!" (Scary!)

How to draw Britney Spears

I love Britney Spears, as much as anyone who loves a train wreck. She's become a constant source of amusement for everybody lately. It's sad too (to an extent) because girlfriend used to be cute. As I often do when I'm bored, I doodle pictures of celebrities du jour, and recently I've discovered that even though many of my drawings of ol' Brit-Brit start off pretty mediocre, a few special touches always hit it right on the mark. I'll share this secret with you today. Look closely:


Do you see the similarity? Basically, by adding ridiculous sunglasses and a double chin, you can turn virtually anything into Britney Spears. My teacup, a bag of Cheetohs, and just for kicks, Justin Timberlake. That last one's pretty scary, ne? Originally I was going to include cheap extensions, but that just makes my job way too easy.

The Beckhams are coming!

Bringing her fabulousness to this side of the pond.