Saturday, February 17, 2007

You've Been Warned.

Dear Loudspeaker-Truck-That-Continually-Drives-Round-My-Neighborhood:

Shove this up your pie-hole.

Oh you think I'm kidding, don't you? Think you're safe, you little steel box on wheels, eh? Well think again. Next time you come rolling down my block, ruining my morning/afternoon/evening with that incessant, obnoxiously cheerful high pitched voice of yours, I am going to take you DOWN. You watch. Once I've got the bloodlust, I will get so "Naomi Campbell" on your ass.

1 comment:

J.T. said...

I'm pleasantly surprised that Naomi Campbell has replaced Don King as the pop culture reference of choice to depict domestic violence upon another individual.