"... and on the third day, Jesus was all, 'Surprise!'"

I ate the worst-tasting piece of Easter candy today, from a bag of Lifesavers Gummies Bunnies & Eggs. It was like eating a grapefruit rind and a Sharpie. What would Jesus think! Then again, he probably wouldn't approve of the candy industry's encouragement of our downward spiral into the sticky jaws of diabetes, either.